I just want some silly smutty crackfic w/ Johnny and Dr Dorian (Ralph Macchio's mad scientist character from the Danko Jones music videos) Maybe Johnny is hard up for cash and signs up to be a test subject for Dr Dorian's super secret and sexy research project? maybe Johnny is out drinking one night and thinks he sees that pain in his ass LaRusso and it's actually one of Dr Dorian's clones that quickly subdues Johnny and takes him back to the doctor's lab and a clone filled gangbang ensues? Maybe they match on the dating app Miguel set up for him, and he starts dating him, just to piss of Daniel? I don't care just the more cracktastic and silly the better, and you get super extra bonus points if you include ass kicking rock music playing from seemingly nowhere whenever Dr Dorian says or does something cool, and/or seemingly evil. Because the thought of Johnny looking around like a confused dog like he did when he first heard Miguel's ringtone just sends me.
CK/Danko Jones crossover au: Johnny Lawrence/Dr Lee Dorian crackfic
Date: 2022-05-06 01:44 am (UTC)and sexyresearch project? maybe Johnny is out drinking one night and thinks he sees that pain in his ass LaRusso and it's actually one of Dr Dorian's clones that quickly subdues Johnny and takes him back to the doctor's lab and a clone filled gangbang ensues? Maybe they match on the dating app Miguel set up for him, and he starts dating him, just to piss of Daniel? I don't care just the more cracktastic and silly the better, and you get super extra bonus points if you include ass kicking rock music playing from seemingly nowhere whenever Dr Dorian says or does something cool, and/or seemingly evil. Because the thought of Johnny looking around like a confused dog like he did when he first heard Miguel's ringtone just sends me.